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Free For All

Hey everyone,

Let's have another Free For All post while I sort out modding positions. (If you're interesting in being a codemonkey, head of the codemonkeys, calendar and guest host mod, please PM me).

You all know the rules. :D

Let's play!


Sep. 3rd, 2012 10:22 pm (UTC)
Fill: Peter Grant, Strawman-Seducer (Rivers of London)
... And so I ended up on imprisoned by the fairy king, who looked uncomfortably like Dylan Moran. After a brief but vividly damp time spent imprisoned, I was taken to trial. The Unseelie Courtroom was a low-key kind of terrifying, and I knew I was doomed if the cavalry didn't arrive. My royal accuser was the judge, and was obviously also going to be the executioner,

"How did you seduce my daughter?" he asked, in a mild sort of voice that made the more delicate fairies in the audience pale and tremble.

I shrugged.

His daughter, Princess Caitlin (Kitty to her friends) was a magnificent bull dyke, and I lacked several important qualifications for seducing her. Not that I hadn't tried - her garage brought all the boys to the yard - but I quickly learned that she and Tyburn were pretty permanently an item, and I wasn't going to mess with that.

It was kind of romantic, anyway, and I loved it when Ty owed me a favour - so when Kitty and Lady Ty decided to elope, I volunteered to be their decoy and temporary beard, to buy them time to gather their troops. Mostly because Caitlin was the kind of princess you couldn't really kidnap without serious military backup, no matter how eager she was to be kidnapped.

"Mortal," said the fairy king, "let me clarify your position. If you tell me where my daughter is, right now, and beg the court's forgiveness, you can hope for a quick and gentle death. If you keep silent, you will first be drawn and quartered by tortoises, and then you will be raised from the death and I will find carefully research all the archaic punishments now considered too cruel to use on our people, and inflict them on you one by one."

I shrugged and said I demanded a lawyer.

The fairy king rose, presumably to summon the turtles, but before he could say anything, there was a grand rumble in the distance. I slumped in relief, because Ty had succeeded.

The Rivers of London were knocking at the door.
Sep. 4th, 2012 10:42 am (UTC)
Re: Fill: Peter Grant, Strawman-Seducer (Rivers of London)
*bounces happily*

Awesome! Thank you!
Sep. 7th, 2012 11:45 pm (UTC)
Re: Fill: Peter Grant, Strawman-Seducer (Rivers of London)
Very nice!


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