Today though, today is opposites day! Is Kirk the science officer and Spock the captain? Is Neal Caffrey the FBI's best and brightest and Peter (led by El, obviously!) the cunning art thief? Are Dastardley and Muttley trying to win fair and square for once with all the other racers sabotaging them?
Important rule-y bit:
No more than 5 prompts in a row, no more than 3 per fandom. If someone answers a prompt, you may prompt again.
No spoilers in your prompts until 1 week after the original air/publication date.
If your fill contains spoilers, or you think it potentially could count as a spolier, please make sure sufficient space is left (with a warning) so that people can bypass it.
Please make sure that your prompts are in the following format:
Wacky Races, Dastardley and Muttley, "We weren't cheating! You lot were!"
White Collar, Neal/Peter/El, the only blot on his stunning career with the FBI is his inability to catch those two far too lucky by half art thieves!
Star Trek, Kirk/ or +Spock, "Interesting, Mr Kirk, I was unaware of the role of leaps of faith in the realm of science."