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Monday - Crack day!

Hi! I'm entropynchaos, and I'll be your CF host for the week. *waves*

We're going to start the week off with something fun - it's Crack Day! Any fandom, any pairing, any prompt - just make them as zany as you like!

Now, please, please remember to be kind to your hardworking codemonkeys and leave your prompts looking like this (the second is for crossovers):

Leverage, Parker, Winnie the Pooh (and Piglet too)
SPN/The Princess Bride, Dean/author's choice, "Well, that was unexpected!"

Just a couple of rules - although I'm sure you all know them already!
- No more than 5 prompts in a row and no more than 3 prompts per fandom. If one of your prompts is answered, then you can leave another one! Just don't go crazy and try to space your prompts out through the day.
- No spoiler prompts for a week after its aired - and, if your ficlet contains spoilers, put a warning in bold and leave three spaces.

Remember, if nothing strikes your fancy today, please, head on over to the Lonely Prompts and see if there's something there you like!

Comments

maab_connor
Jun. 29th, 2009 05:17 pm (UTC)
Leverage, team fic, "you're telling me i'm the ONLY human on this team? And you've waited over a YEAR to tell me?!"
trillianastra
Jun. 29th, 2009 06:17 pm (UTC)
Leverage, team fic, Not Quite Human
Firstly, it should be illegal to have as much fun as I had writing this. Also, I guess this kind of a multi-fandom crossover. Ah well, this IS crack!day.
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Alec Hardison had met some pretty unusual people in his life, and the team were, generally speaking, on the more normal end of the scale (well, unless someone gave Parker too much caffeine again, but they’d learnt their lesson there). Even the times when strange things did happen, he could always explain them somehow, like the time when he could have swore he saw Eliot fly, or when he found Parker drinking from a levitating soda can in the kitchen. He could ignore those, telling himself he’d probably been awake for too long and switching to decaf.

But there were some things he couldn’t ignore, like for example a crazy guy breaking in one night and attacking Nate with a sword while screaming “there can be only one”. And the fact that Nate pulled out a sword of his own (and where, exactly, had it come from, anyway?) and actually engaged the guy in a full-on swordfight. Which he won.

After the crazy guy was lying decapitated on the floor, Nate wiped off the blade of his sword and looked up to see Alec, Eliot, Parker and Sophie watching.

“Ah. I… have something to tell you all.”

Twenty minutes later, they were sitting around the table in the boardroom, listening to Nate explain that he was an Immortal, who’d been alive for over a century. When he’d finished, he looked at them. “So… that’s it.”

Alec was the first to say something. “Didn’t you think it was a good idea to tell us about this before now? We’ve been working together for over a year now… none of us are hiding anything, or at least not anything that big.”

Eliot looked away nervously as Alec spoke, while Sophie went “Uh…” and Parker looked uncomfortable. “Guys, what aren’t you telling me here?”

“I’m a telekinetic,” Parker blurted out. “I can make things move with my mind.”
Sophie added. “Uh, my mother was a sidhe, a kind of faery. I… inherited some of her powers.”

After those revelations, everyone looked at Eliot expectantly.

“ ‘M an angel, ‘kay?”
“An angel? Seriously?”
Eliot just glared at him in response. Alec looked around at the rest of the team. “So Nate’s doing a really good Duncan MacLeod impersonation, Sophie’s related to the Queen of the Fairies, Parker’s secretly an X-man and Eliot’s a freaking angel… are you guys seriously telling me I'm the only human on this team? And you've all waited over a year to tell me?!”

The others all spoke at the same time.

“MacLeod? You’re comparing me to MacLeod?”
“Well, mother isn’t actually royalty in the traditional sense…”
“I’m not an X-Man any more, though. They kicked me out for stealing….”
“Anyone even thinks about callin’ me Gabriel, you better think again.”
havenward
Jun. 29th, 2009 06:25 pm (UTC)
Re: Leverage, team fic, Not Quite Human
So... amazingly perfect! Just... Just... I have no words, I'm too busy giggling!
trillianastra
Jun. 29th, 2009 06:26 pm (UTC)
Re: Leverage, team fic, Not Quite Human
thank you!

like I said... that much fun should be illegal. really.
shannonrita
Jun. 29th, 2009 06:26 pm (UTC)
Re: Leverage, team fic, Not Quite Human
Oh this is amazing, SERIOUSLY.
maab_connor
Jun. 29th, 2009 07:35 pm (UTC)
Re: Leverage, team fic, Not Quite Human
LMFAOROFPMP!!!!


can't. breathe.

thank you.
trillianastra
Jun. 29th, 2009 07:46 pm (UTC)
Re: Leverage, team fic, Not Quite Human
Wow.. thanks. Glad you liked.
daria234
Jun. 29th, 2009 08:36 pm (UTC)
Re: Leverage, team fic, Not Quite Human
ROTFLMAO

AWESOMENESS!!

LOVE that Nate is an immortal, LOVE that Parker got kicked out of the XMen. And GrumpyGlare Angel!Eliot is too funny.
trillianastra
Jun. 29th, 2009 08:42 pm (UTC)
Re: Leverage, team fic, Not Quite Human
You know, Immortal!Nate and Mutant!Parker have decided that they have their own long, complicated backstories.

If I ever get the time I *might* write it out...
daria234
Jun. 29th, 2009 10:10 pm (UTC)
Re: Leverage, team fic, Not Quite Human
**throws enabling powder your way**

Nate would be awesome with someone like Methos or Amanda.
momma_66
Jun. 29th, 2009 08:50 pm (UTC)
Re: Leverage, team fic, Not Quite Human
perfect, lovely crack!
cyphersushi
Jun. 30th, 2009 12:42 am (UTC)
Re: Leverage, team fic, Not Quite Human
Fantastic! So them but with powers... *loves*
moonchildfic
Jul. 3rd, 2009 05:04 pm (UTC)
Re: Leverage, team fic, Not Quite Human
“I’m not an X-Man any more, though. They kicked me out for stealing….”
“Anyone even thinks about callin’ me Gabriel, you better think again.”

So amazing, made my morning.
cata_clysmiic
Aug. 2nd, 2010 10:29 pm (UTC)
Re: Leverage, team fic, Not Quite Human
LOL

I...think I love you.

I can't get over how unbelievably creative this is, and how each thing un-human thing matches its character counterpart so perfectly.

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