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What chaps my hide, and not in a good ride 'em cowboy kind of way, is when I'm going home with a pizza, peppers and sausage with extra garlic, and some small dicked douchebag decides to drag a woman down an alley. Right. In. Front. Of. Me. When I tell him to fuck off because no means No man. He sneers at me and tries to keep going. Then I gotta put the pizza down and punch him unconscious. Fucking inconvenient and my pizza is cold by the time I make sure the lady is okay and get home.
Why for fuck's sake can't people just listen when I tell them nicely to stop being dickcicles? Why do they always make me punch them? This is why we can't have nice things.
(I subbed out names for the quote. I hope that's okay.)
Hawaii Five 0, Steve McGarrett/Danny Williams (+ any):
"(Any), you married every gay couple in town.
"Hey, what can I say? I love love."
"I guess now you have to wait for some other guys to turn."
"Hmmmm. Where's Steve and Danny?"
"Don't you push them! They've got to work it out for themselves."
Hawaii Five 0, Steve McGarrett/Danny Williams, "I don't know where Danny ends and I begin!" "See, it's statements like THAT that make people think we're gay."