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Dé Céadaoin ==> Do The Bartman

Ahoy-hoy my darlings, I'm still classics_lover and I'm still your host this week. Wednesday's theme is Do The Bartman, so prompts must pertain in some way to everyone's favourite yellow family, The Simpsons.

Just a few rules:
No more than five prompts in a row.
No more than three prompts in the same fandom.
Use the character's full names and fandom's full name for ease adding to the Lonely Prompts spreadsheet.
No spoilers in prompts for a month after airing, or use the spoiler cut option found here.
If your fill contains spoilers, warn and leave plenty of space, or use the spoiler cut.
If there are possible triggers in your story, please warn for them in the subject line!

Prompts should be formatted as follows: [Use the character's full names and fandom's full name]
Fandom, Character +/ Character, Prompt

Some examples to get the ball rolling...

+ Iron Man movies, Tony Stark +/ Pepper Potts, "I am not Smithers!"

+ Any (please no SPN), any, "You go through life, you try to be nice, you resist the urge to punch 'em in the face, and for what!?"

+ Any sci-fi, any, In this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics!

We use AO3 to bookmark filled prompts. If you fill a prompt and post it to AO3 please add it to the Bite Sized Bits of Fic from 2017 collection. See further notes on this new option here.

Not feeling any of today’s prompts? Check out Lonely Prompts Spreadsheet 1 (not very current), Lonely Prompts Spreadsheet 2, or the Calendar Archives, or for more recent prompts, you can use LJ's advanced search options to find prompts to request and/or fill.

While the Lonely Prompts Spreadsheets and LJ's advanced search options are available, bookmarking the links of prompts you like might work better for searching for in the future.

Theme=The Simpsons

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classics_lover
Feb. 1st, 2017 10:32 am (UTC)
Iron Man movies, Tony Stark +/ Pepper Potts, "I am not Smithers!"
classics_lover
Feb. 1st, 2017 10:32 am (UTC)
Any (please no SPN), any, "You go through life, you try to be nice, you resist the urge to punch 'em in the face, and for what!?"
lil_1337
Feb. 2nd, 2017 05:32 am (UTC)
Fill: Marvel - Wade Wilson - Impulse Control
I'm a nice guy, really I am. No hero. Never that, but a nice guy in the least stalkery, creepy weirdo kind of way. I just want to go through my day, doing my thing and not bothering anyone. Okay, not bothering anyone I'm not being paid to bother. That's different, though, a job is a job and gotta do it to the best of your ability, right?

What chaps my hide, and not in a good ride 'em cowboy kind of way, is when I'm going home with a pizza, peppers and sausage with extra garlic, and some small dicked douchebag decides to drag a woman down an alley. Right. In. Front. Of. Me. When I tell him to fuck off because no means No man. He sneers at me and tries to keep going. Then I gotta put the pizza down and punch him unconscious. Fucking inconvenient and my pizza is cold by the time I make sure the lady is okay and get home.

Why for fuck's sake can't people just listen when I tell them nicely to stop being dickcicles? Why do they always make me punch them? This is why we can't have nice things.




classics_lover
Feb. 1st, 2017 10:32 am (UTC)
Any sci-fi, any, In this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics!
classics_lover
Feb. 1st, 2017 10:35 am (UTC)
Tortall, Alanna + Wyldon (+ Neal + Kel), "I hope you understand. I'm too tense to pretend that I like you."
classics_lover
Feb. 1st, 2017 10:39 am (UTC)
MCU, Bruce Banner +/ any, *Character* quotes Professor Frink at him
beer_good_foamy
Feb. 1st, 2017 11:01 am (UTC)
Ghostbusters, Holtzmann+/any, "The goggles do nothing!"
beer_good_foamy
Feb. 1st, 2017 11:08 am (UTC)
Any, any/any, "Stupid sexy Flanders."
geckogirl89
Feb. 1st, 2017 12:04 pm (UTC)
Friends, Rachel Green/Joey Tribbiani, "You can actually pinpoint the second when his heart rips in half."
geckogirl89
Feb. 1st, 2017 12:06 pm (UTC)
Hawaii Five-0, author's choice, "Who are you, the rules police?" "No, we are the police police."
geckogirl89
Feb. 1st, 2017 12:08 pm (UTC)
Hawaii Five-0, Steve McGarrett/Danny Williams (+ any):

(I subbed out names for the quote. I hope that's okay.)

Hawaii Five 0, Steve McGarrett/Danny Williams (+ any):

"(Any), you married every gay couple in town.
"Hey, what can I say? I love love."
"I guess now you have to wait for some other guys to turn."
"Hmmmm. Where's Steve and Danny?"
"Don't you push them! They've got to work it out for themselves."
geckogirl89
Feb. 1st, 2017 12:09 pm (UTC)
(Subbed out a name again)

Hawaii Five 0, Steve McGarrett/Danny Williams, "I don't know where Danny ends and I begin!" "See, it's statements like THAT that make people think we're gay."
geckogirl89
Feb. 1st, 2017 12:10 pm (UTC)
Buffyverse, any, "Vampires are make-believe, just like elves, gremlins, and Eskimos."
beer_good_foamy
Feb. 1st, 2017 12:53 pm (UTC)
(I actually wrote this years ago but I'd love to see someone else take it on!)
(no subject) - geckogirl89 - Feb. 1st, 2017 03:27 pm (UTC) - Expand
beer_good_foamy
Feb. 1st, 2017 12:55 pm (UTC)
Any vampire-related fandom, any, "I call the big one 'Bitey'."
brumeier
Feb. 1st, 2017 02:19 pm (UTC)
Stargate Atlantis, Team Sheppard, trying to explain the Simpsons to Ronon and Teyla
brumeier
Feb. 1st, 2017 02:20 pm (UTC)
Stargate Atlantis, Rodney McKay, "Just because I don't care doesn't mean I'm not listening."
nagi_schwarz
Feb. 16th, 2018 02:56 pm (UTC)
Filled! But you know that already
Re: Filled! But you know that already - brumeier - Feb. 16th, 2018 03:09 pm (UTC) - Expand
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